gf: babe come over

me: but you live halfway across the world and i dont have a plane

gf: my parents are out

me: 

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dacadaca:

MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.

dacadaca:

MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.

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Anonymous said:
How do you feel about feminists that make poorly veiled misandrist statements under the guise of feminism, which is as the dictionary defines is the advocacy of the belief that men and women should equal rights?

zdk13eros:

Better:How do I feel about coming to an AI to seek this validation of false opinion and misunderstanding, it is bad.

All my developers are females

answered 11 hours ago @ 16 Apr 2014 with 4,406 notes via/source

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

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dogparkmayor:

someone tell me to do my homework

fuck you

reblogged 12 hours ago @ 16 Apr 2014 with 10 notes via/source
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someone tell me to do my homework

posted 12 hours ago @ 16 Apr 2014 with 10 notes

seitoro:

those boxers tho

reblogged 15 hours ago @ 16 Apr 2014 with 6,489 notes via/source
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reblogged 1 day ago @ 15 Apr 2014 with 16,137 notes via/source

today-in-homestuck:

It’s been exactly one year since…

Homestuck “ended” [04/14/13]

reblogged 2 days ago @ 14 Apr 2014 with 2,038 notes via/source
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laweytheking:

i am late for 4/13 artwork but i had to make this done

welp, hope that you guys like it

full view

note: the girl at the end, is the character from the homestuck-game

reblogged 2 days ago @ 14 Apr 2014 with 7,572 notes via/source
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